{"id":50,"date":"2019-11-21T15:00:58","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T14:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/?p=50"},"modified":"2019-12-17T11:52:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T10:52:37","slug":"le-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Le BUS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le BUS c\u2019est cool et en plus y\u2019a jamais personne ! Nan c\u2019est une blague le bus : 58857543238005422357899543 de personnes par m\u00e8tre carr\u00e9. Certains chauffeurs qui fr\u00e8nent aussi sec que le d\u00e9sert et les gens qui prennent plein de place. Mais il y a des bons c\u00f4t\u00e9s: comme il y a une pompe \u00e0 essence, il y a aussi un magasin tout pr\u00e8s donc \u00e7a c\u2019est cool ! Et si tu veux tu peux aller au restos si t\u2019as envie. Et quand c\u2019est bond\u00e9,  il y a tellement de gens que quand quelqu\u2019un tombe tout le monde tombe m\u00eame le chauffeur (\u00e7a s\u2019est encore a confirm\u00e9). Mais le PIRE c\u2019est le vieux\/vielle qui quand tu lui donnes ta place te p\u00e8te la tronche mais si tu le fais pas l\u00e0 c\u2019est la mort&#8230;.\ud83d\ude44 Ou cette personne qui met \u00e0 fond de balles son tel&#8230;. Aller \u00e0 plus c\u2019est mon arr\u00eat <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le BUS c\u2019est cool et en plus y\u2019a jamais personne ! Nan c\u2019est une blague le bus : 58857543238005422357899543 de personnes par m\u00e8tre carr\u00e9. Certains chauffeurs qui fr\u00e8nent aussi sec que le d\u00e9sert et les gens qui prennent plein de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"arc_restricted_post":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wilhelmine.be\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}